Toni has a headache.
When she isn’t busy having a headache, she’s a french-butchering, novel-reading, film-loving, MC-Hammer-dancing, stationer. Other important information – she can play chopsticks like a pro, she has seen Ghostbusters enough times to wear out two VHS tapes, and her mood can be greatly improved at any given point if given a pack of Maltesers (which she won’t share).
(That’s french-language-butchering by the way, I don’t even know if there’s a french way of butchering. Those people would probably be part of some special group that you and I aren’t allowed in to, anyway.)
Think that covers all the vital stuff. I’ll be glad to hear from anyone who thinks they have more important aspects to cover.